Donald J. Trump, Pretender to the Presidency, is in full meltdown.
Which is the best analogy?
A giant, bottom-feeding carp is in the net and being winched aboard ship to be hung and gutted.
A rabid rhino has stumbled into quicksand and is wildly kicking his way to compete submersion.
A big, juicy cockroach has been ensnared in its web of lies and is about to be wrapped up and consumed by checks and balances.
- A wobbling satellite which never quite achieved low orbit is heading for fiery atmospheric re-entry en route to making a historic political crater.
A traitorous, clueless chief executive has babbled his way to oblivion.
- All of the above.