Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick has actually managed the impossible. He’s out-lamebrained Donald Trump with a solution to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Patrick thinks older Americans should be willing to kick the bucket to save the U.S. economy for their grandchildren:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/24/covid-19-texas-official-suggests-elderly-willing-die-economy/2905990001/

Singer-songwriter Jonathan Mann had a great satiric response on YouTube.